Disgusting Jokes: Bob Beasley's Lifetime Collection

Everybody likes a good joke!

This guy goes home early from work one day, and walks in to catch his girlfriend packing her clothes. Surprised, he asks, "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm leaving you." He asks, "Why?" The girlfriend answers, "I heard you were a pedophile." The guy gasps in shock, and says, "Pedophile? Wow, that's an awfully big word for a twelve-year old!"