Juggernaut

Juggernautnoun;1. A literal or metaphorical force regarded as mercilessly destructive and unstoppable2. Any terrible force, especially one that destroys or that demands complete self-sacrificeIn other words, me. I truly was a dancing, singing, man-plowing, alcohol-guzzling, human wrecking ball of fun. With a reputation for chaos so legendary, I made a career out of it. Men came (pun intended), men went, but as long as I had my girls and Sunday brunches, I was solid. I didn't need a man to complete me. Hell no, I was in total control of my destiny. But see, that's where I went wrong. I challenged the universe. It accepted by sending a man who knew my weaknesses. All it took was lemon drops, one kiss and a wish. By granting it, I doomed us both. No mortal man could handle my kind of destruction forever. Even if he begged for it. I was called Juggernaut for a reason. In my case, be careful what you wish for was very, very, literal. He really should have listened...