What's Your Comedy Legacy

Why do some people make so much noise when having sex? I once caught myself moaning to a Donna Summer song and then promptly stopped: I was jerking off in my Ice Castle in the middle of winter SEX ADDICTION = Left my dignity behind long ago. Now I live for loads. On All fours. All day. Every day. Welcome to Mental Retardation Land (No Offense Taken): everybody's mentally retarded to some degree or other as there are things that simply should not be attempted by anybody unless that is their DREAM!!!Mavericks' Fuck 'N Suck, how may I help you?Koala Bear = that's the name of my girlfriend. I know, I know. She looks like a Koala Bear and she loves bear back sex. Baby Changing Station: something that I avoid as I don't have any babies1-800-4-A-POTTY1-800-4-BLOWBo GreatBlow Job = anybody like sucking on big things tonight?Kitty Kats = anybody like scarring kitty kats?Oprah Winfrey = HARPO Productions = for a while I thought Oprah was going to turn into a whale. Then she was in the media AGAIN running to lose that weight. You know when you have a lot of money you can afford to eat where you like and what you like and that's what makes you get FATTER. Roseanne Barre = LOUD MOUTHTom Arnold = Reminds me of a pigSylvester the Cat: he's always getting into trouble w/ grandma catching him trying to eat Tweedy BirdTweedy Bird: he's such a big yellow bird with a big yellow head. What's up with that THE Portland Police Department: the reason they have such a tough job to do is because they're having to deal with the same situations over and over and over AGAIN!