Ben Zombie's Life Gets Better

Automaton cashier Benjamin Zombie hates getting involved with other people. His life runs like a conveyor belt and that's just the way he likes it. But when some gunk gets in Ben's gears in the form of quirky codependent girl Cynthia Pocalypse, Ben Zombie's whole existence goes spiraling out of control. And as if tiptoeing across the minefield of codependent love isn't enough, one of Ben's coworkers comes to him with a very strange request... Join Ben Zombie, Austin McCutchen, Sin Pocalypse and a whole menagerie of strange and wonderful humans as they boldly traverse the world of corporate retail! Will Ben get the girl? What's all this about a paranormal murder mystery? Why the heck is Austin McCutchen a main character in his own book? Find the answers to these questions and more... on Google! (Or just read the danged book. Nerd.)