Alaska by Heart Recipes for Independence by Sarah Pagen

What happens when an Extremeovore cooking show hostess raised on a marijuana farm in Alaska decides to run for president on the American Independence Party ticket? She writes her campaign biography, sharing her famous recipes for such northern delicacies as Hare on Buns and Moose Haggis and telling her own inspiring life story of independence and God-guided success, from her childhood trapline through her invention of the prize-winning "Tokless Brownies" to her media triumph on her Cooking North TV show. She'll let readers in on the story behind her children's gospel band, the Trapper Family Singers, with their string of hits including "Locked and Loaded for the Lord." Finally she'll explain just how different a Pagen presidency will be from anything seen before. Sarah Pagen is just what America has been waiting for. Maybe. In some circles, anyhow. Her story is inspiring, thrilling, and more than a little frightening... And if the laugh-out-loud humor of her biography escapes you--perhaps from a funnybone pained by too much politics?--you can still enjoy the saga of the suffering editor revealed in the footnotes accompanying the text. This book is a comic romp on several levels, poking wry fun at some recent Alaska history. Just remember: it's not real. Yet.