ABCDE*F*YOU: The ABC's of Cat Ownership

ABCDEFU provides a full descriptive alphabet elucidating some of Fluffy's finest features, from A ("A is for ass. Your cat will lick his own vigorously at all times") to Z ("Z is for Zen, which cat ownership provides 4% of the time"). These 26 feline facts are a must for all committed cat lovers hoping to make sense of their furry friend's foibles.