Scott E Pond

Mental Graffiti Scott E Pond

A twisted coffee table book or bathroom reader from the dark and wacky mental recesses of a creative dude. Hundreds, sometimes thousands, of random and quirky thoughts flit through our little brains everyday. Sparked by the intricate firing synapses making up our grey matter, these fleeting impressions appear and are instantly absorbed into the mental æther, often without being noticed. But sometimes, we allow those thoughts to surface long enough to be recognized as the hidden gems, to be considered fully, cherished, and/or adored in guilty terror, such as these: "I wonder if feline is best served with a white wine or a red? Maybe beer?""I bet every single one of you jack munches are just sick figments of my overactive, sadomasochistic imagination. It's the only possible explanation."Scott E. Pond has been collecting his random thoughts and observations and posting them (for the enjoyment of the masses) on social media for the last six years. Mental Graffiti contains the best of the best, hand selected for you for this volume. Enjoy!"Scott Pond is my spiritual guru, and this book is his bible-thing." - Scott Sigler, New York Times best-selling author of ALIVE"Dear Hallmark: If you are looking for someone to launch your deranged line of cards, look no further than Scott Pond." - Mur Lafferty, winner of the John W. Campbell Award